“Something New”: Memorable lines

As a follow-up to yesterday’s recap, here are some memorable lines from the “Something New” episode.
Nora: Robert, what song did you lose your virginity to?
Kitty: We’re just trying to figure out our wedding song.
Robert: Interesting methodology.
Kevin: Well, the next time you two chat, maybe you could tell him his committed, monogamous, yet highly sought-after boyfriend says hi.
Kevin: Mom, you slut!
Nora: Fine, fine, so what, I guess I’ve just never had sex before?
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty’s wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?
Kevin: No! … Yes, a little. You know going to a wedding alone is torture.
Scotty: What about Jason?
Kevin: The Reverend God Forbid I Call You Back won’t be there.
Kitty: Should we hug?
Rebecca: Sure!
Holly: Still want the job?
Lena: (Nods)
Holly: You might want to rethink the work wardrobe.
Nora: What have I got to lose? I mean, there’s history there. What if that same old spark still exists? It could still exist, you know that.
Saul: I know that? What are you doing, Nora?
Nora: What?
Saul: I told you that I didn’t want to talk about this, that I needed time to talk about this. You want me to get in touch with the guy that I told you about, is that it?
Nora: You can’t tell me that you were in love with a man once and then we never discuss it again.
Julia: Can we go back to the way things were?
Tommy: I want to. So bad. You have no idea.
Rebecca: It’s very Jackie O.
Kitty: I’m not sure that’s the look I’m going for on my wedding day. It’s not even the right political party.
Rebecca: Wow, you’re really good at this making amends thing, aren’t you.
Justin: I’ve had some practice.
Stan: You look beautiful!
Nora: Yeah, well, don’t look too close. My neck looks like someone’s bedroom curtains.
Stan: Hey, listen, I gained twenty pounds and got an artificial hip.
Nora: Really?
Stan: No.
Nora: Since last you saw me, all I’ve been doing is raising kids and being married to a Republican.
Kitty: How come you’re not bringing anybody to the wedding?
Rebecca: Oh, you know, it’s been a bit of a dry spell.
Sarah: Dry spell? That doesn’t sound like you.
Rebecca: What does that mean?
Sarah: Just that when I think of you, I don’t think of “dry spell.”
Kitty: You know, I do know a couple of really cute guys in my office. Do you have a type?
Rebecca: No, I don’t really have a type. Except for married men, right, Sarah, that’s what you were going to say?
Sarah: It’s not that I don’t think about it occasionally, it’s just that I’ve stopped obsessing about you and Joe and my divorce. What I’m currently obsessed about is Kitty, her wedding, and which dress she’s going to force me to wear.
Sarah: Looking’s not cheating, is it, Rebecca?
Scotty: You were vulnerable, your boyfriend’s a million miles away, and I was a warm body after a lobster dinner. Add champagne and voila! Mistake sex.
Kevin: Yes, of course I miss him, why wouldn’t I, he’s not calling me. But it’s like what we had, he’s put into this compartment, and now he’s gone back to his first love, which is God, or the Church, or something, I don’t know, but it’s not me.
Stan: I wasn’t enough for you.
Nora: What are you talking about?
Stan: You love the fight you can’t win. You already had me. I mean, even then I knew I wasn’t a challenge.
Nora: I wasn’t looking for a challenge!
Stan: Weren’t you?
Nora: No!
Stan: You married a rich Republican, somebody you could always argue with.
Nora: Oh.
Stan: We’re different. I don’t like the fight. I’m committed to the cause.
Lena: I’m a pathetic loser who dates a married guy and then gets surprised and bummed when I get dumped.
Kitty: Travis’s voice keeps boring into the part of my brain that’s trying to keep count.
Travis: I wasn’t aware you had that part.
Kitty: It is not “just a dance.” It is a dance that you’ve had before, for a ceremony that you’ve had before. And I’m going to be wearing a used dress. And you know what, I just thought it would be nice for us to have a dance that was ours. But you know what, you’re right, it’s just too much to ask for us to have a first at my own wedding. Shut up, Travis!
Justin: Rebellion in my house was, like, leaving a crumb on the table.
Lena: No wonder you turned to drugs.
Holly: This shrinking violet that you’re becoming? That’s not my daughter. You never used to care what people thought about you. You didn’t worry about what you said, or what you didn’t say. I admired that about you, even when you do that with me. Do that with them.
Graham: I wasn’t born into this suit.
Kevin: Scotty when I first met you …
Scotty: Kevin, if you’re about to romanticize what we had, just …
Kevin: No, that’s the whole point. Because what we had, it was messy, you know? We were hot and cold and back and forth and all over the place. But I want to be back there with you. Because I want to be honest about who I am.
Sarah: What about Julia. Does she look good in blue?
Kitty: Julia looks good in anything.
Sarah: Bitch.
Kitty: Is it good fine, or passive-aggressive fine?
For more recaps and memorable lines, visit the pages for Season 1 and Season 2.
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