Brothers & Sisters

As a follow-up to the recap, here are some memorable lines from the “Family Day� episode. Did I miss your favorites? Add them in the comments.

McCallister: Taking care of people is not feminine, it’s a privilege and an honor.

McCallister: This is your first week. Shouldn’t you be kissing up to me a little more?

Matchmaker: You are the 200 pound tuna of bachelors, senator.

Noreen: I get it, you want to keep it on the down low.
Kitty: i don’t want to keep it on the down, I don’t want to keep it on the low, I don’t want to keep it anywhere.

Nora: I don’t want to intrude.
Kitty: She wants to intrude. She lives to intrude.

McCallister: You want to keep things quiet, you need to avoid Noreen.

McCallister: Is he bald? A hunchback? A member of the Green Party?

Kitty: She thought I was lying!
McCallister: So you had to make up another lie. You’d make a very successful politician.

McCallister: I met my wife at a kegger. I filled her plastic cup up with flat beer and that was it.

Chad, complaining about plotlines: At least give me a disease or a multiple personality or something.

Chad: My girlfriend’s got a theory wer’re all a little bit gay.
Kevin: I’m more or less completely gay.

Sarah: Last time I heard my husband laugh he was with another mom.

Matchmaker: I have a gift for you.
Nora: Chicken cutlets?
Kitty: No, they’re boobs, Mom, they’re boobs.

Kitty: I’m personally happy with my body the way it is.
Matchmaker: That’s very progressive of you.

McCallister: My intentions were noble, albeit my execution was lame, ill-conceived and thoughtless.

Sarah: Is that vomit?
Joe: I don’t want to get close enough to confirm or deny.

Tommy: I’m not like some sexbot. You can’t put a battery in me
and off I go.

Kevin: We’ve parked at Inspiration Point so you can
bitch about your job?

Kevin: Driving me all the way up here? You’re either going to hack me into a million pieces or you’re going to kiss me.
Chad: Well, I’m not a serial killer, so …

Kevin: What about your girlfriend?
Chad: I’ve seen her make out with lots of girls.
Kevin: Who am I to judge?

Sarah: You never mentioned her to me.
Joe: Well, I didn’t not mention her, if that’s what you mean.

Nora: I drove all the way to Glendale to get this one.
Kitty: We’re plastered all over the Lifestyle section!
Nora: Well, for what it’s worth, at least he wasn’t gay.

Nora: I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.
Kitty: How about we start with man fasting.

McCallister: We could have at least gotten Page 2.

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