“Family Day”: Memorable lines
As a follow-up to the recap, here are some memorable lines from the “Family Day” episode. Did I miss your favorites? Add them in the comments.
Kitty: I’m better at complaining about politicians than I am working for one.
Justin: Isn’t this your chance to sort of play the game instead of doing the color commentary? He’s good looking and he’s Republican. I don’t know much, but I know that’s super-rare.
McCallister: I’m beginning to think you have either low self esteem or you’re relentlessly fishing for compliments.
Kitty: I don’t even buy shoes without walking around in them longer than that.
McCallister: See these shoes? I bought them on the Internet. Sight unseen, never had a problem with them. I’m a very good judge of quality, Miss Walker. I know things are going to fit.
Kitty: Did you just compare me to shoes?
McCallister: You started it.
Kevin: In 10 years … in 20 years, when I’m mature enough to sustain a committed relationship, I would like to settle down and get married.
Justin: Everybody’s coming here and telling me stuff. It’s making me really tense.
Sarah: If you’re trying to drive me crazy, I can walk from here.
Nora: I’ll counteract her.
Sarah: Who’s going to counteract you?
Sarah: Just take a breath.
Saul: You tell me what we’re supposed to do, and I’ll decide whether to take a breath after that.
Kevin: The day you start working for that guy it’s not what you believe in, it’s what he does.
McCallister: What disqualifies you apart from your lack of experience?
Kitty: What’s the gun for?
McCallister: We’re Republicans. It’s foreplay.
Tommy: Stop making a board meeting sound like a trip to the zoo.
Kitty: I’ve never served in the army and I’ve never had to protect my house from an attack by soda cans.
Nora: William and I also talked when we were married.
Joe: Let’s suspend the psychobabble until after I shower.
Justin: I need to make amends, Mom. Shut up.
Counselor: I think it’s clear what this family dynamic is all about.
Justin: If you love me you’ll stop taking care of me and then we’ll fight.
Kitty: Why do all you gay people work out so early?
Kevin: After six all the treadmills in front of the mirror are gone.
Joe: He hates us both now, are you happy?
Sarah: No, I need a drink. Is there any vodka?
Joe: Don’t make me ground you.
Holly: I guess you always want what you don’t have.
Nora: Funny, I never did.
Holly: Maybe we’ll be friends some day.
Nora: Maybe, but not today.
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