“Date Night”: Memorable lines
As a follow-up to the recap, here are some memorable lines from the “Date Night” episode. Did I miss your favorites? Add them in the comments.
Kitty, to Warren: You can’t just go blithely around screwing women in the workplace.
Kevin: They’re opening a restaurant. I’m sure they’re broke and medicated to within an inch of their lives.
Nora: My son and I are over seeing each other socially.
Warren, to Kitty: You think me wanting to sleep with Amber is about me wanting to sleep with you and not me wanting to sleep with Amber?
Kitty: What are you dressed up for?
Nora: I’m not dressed up.
Kitty: You’re wearing a push-up bra.
Holly to Saul, after he’s spotted his sister in the restaurant: You look a little ashen. Did you get a bad scallop?
Justin, as Sarah practices insulin injections on him: I just want to make you feel guilty for all the times you made me dress up in mom’s clothes.
Sarah: That was Kitty. I just painted your toenails.
Scotty: I can read you like a comic book.
Kevin: You didn’t just compare me to a comic book.
Scotty: I love comic books.
Nora: The whole evening’s a haze of alcohol and mortification.
Kevin, to Scotty: I’m relieved you’re not as wildly evolved as you seem. It’s kind of intimidating.
Nora: The fairy tales I read to you when you were little — it was hard because I knew they were not true.
Kitty: You never read us fairy tales, you read us op ed pieces from the Times.
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January 1st, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Kevin (upon seeing Justin inject Paige with insulin): Who was that masked man?