Death Watch: Everybody and Nobody
Saturday, February 28th, 2009
So we’ve looked this week at some possible candidates for that “A Shocking Death!” promise in the promo for this Sunday’s two-hour Brothers & Sisters: Robert, Tommy, Trish and her baby, David, and Ryan. But when you’re dealing with misleading promos and root-shaking plotlines, nobody’s really safe, are they? Here are some major and minor characters who could be marked for death, but probably won’t be — the most likely death of all is Nobody’s.
Holly: Oh, you wish. A lot of folks would be happy if Tommy shoots Holly before going on the lam (or maybe driving off a cliff), but I have serious doubts that this cockroach of a character could ever be squashed.
Nora: She’s doing an awful lot of running in that promo. Maybe there’s an ax murderer chasing her?
Saul: They’ve finally found the right role for Uncle Saul, and it has nothing to do with his coming out: By taking him out of the Ojai offices and planting him in Nora’s kitchen, they’ve given her the friendly foil she’s needed all along. Since he’s no longer expendable, this is probably when they’ll kill him.
Ida: Nora and Saul don’t exactly love and treasure their elderly parent, but there’s probably some good emotional storytelling to be wrung from her passing.
Courtney: The former Mrs. McCallister having a tragic accident just as Robert is incapacitated by illness could give Kitty three kids to care for, all at once. You wanted to be a mother, Kit? Here ya go.
Joe: Speaking of exes, the demise of Sarah’s would deliver some good story possibilities to the Whedon brood, and give Kerris Dorsey more opportunities to bring it.
Sarah: Rachel Griffiths is expecting, and I suppose she might have secretly decided not to mix work and newborns. But … nah. I don’t think Sarah is a character they can lose, and I don’t think they’d let the actress go with so little fanfare.
Justin: He’s certainly the Walker who’d be named Most Likely to Accidentally Get Himself Killed, but as with Tommy and Sarah, I really don’t see them killing off a core Walker. I’m not even going to consider Kitty and Kevin, because there is No. Way.
Rebecca: Out with the old almost-Walker, in with the new? Rebecca’s purpose in the storyline is questionable, but I’d be ticked that we went to all that trouble to bring her and Justin together for nothin’.
Chelsea: Justin abandoned his sponsee to please Rebecca, so if she went and drank herself to death, he’d no doubt feel all Tormented. I’d be happy to never see Chelsea again, but happier still to never again see Tormented Justin.
Julia: Lots of talk in spoilers of Tommy losing everything that’s important to him — hope that just means that Julia dumps him, not that she and Lizzie get hit by a dump truck.
Scotty: Well, there was that rumor about Chad coming back, but it better not be to comfort a grieving Kevin. Aside from the fact that Scotty 2.0 is adorable and undeserving of sudden death, I think there are more interesting plotlines open with Kevin married than dating again.
George Lafferty: Like Ryan doesn’t feel bad enough, the death of the man he thought was his father while he’s visiting his birthfather’s family could shovel another load of Troubledness onto those thin, thin shoulders.
Nobody at All: Truly, this is the most likely scenario, no matter what the promo says. I think Vin said it best in the comments: “The promo peeps are liars, all liars I tell ya.” Can we kill them off?
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So according to the preview we saw last Sunday (see below if you missed it), someone’s due to buy the farm on Sunday’s two-hour Brothers & Sisters plot explosion extravaganza. Since the Walkers don’t have a dog or a cat or a goldfish, presumably some human associated with the family is marked for death. Given how unreliable the promos have been, it’s entirely likely that the death will be a decoy, either not quite happening or happening to someone well outside the family circle. This week, let’s take a look at a few candidates for extinction and see if we can figure out what those writers are up to (or at least, those promo weasels).



Maybe I’m just under the influence of The West Wing re-runs on Bravo, reminding me that Rob Lowe will forever be good-guy Sam Seaborn in my heart, but I’m having trouble seeing McCallister’s callous run for governor as the eee-vil act it’s apparently supposed to be. You know, the guy’s in politics. He’s gonna run for things. It’s the advancement path for that particular career. He already turned down a promotion to Vice President at his wife’s urging, you can’t ask him to stay in middle management forever.
A few quick thoughts on last night’s Brothers and Sisters episode. Tune in during the coming week for a recap, memorable lines, and five questions.
