“Domestic Issues”: Memorable lines
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
As a follow-up to yesterday’s recap, here are some memorable lines from the “Domestic Issues” episode.
Travis: (as debate opponent) Senator, do you believe in evolution, or is it, as the Bible said, that God created the world in six days?
Robert: Well, that’s a little before my time.
Travis: That’s good! Use humor. It makes you seem like a real person.
Robert: I am a real person.
Travis: (Laughs)
Robert: If you’re asking me whether or not I believe in God, the answer’s yes.
Kitty: (Throws up)
Travis: What, is she an atheist?
Nora: Robert’s the best … of that awful bunch.
Lena: Are you firing me? Because I just bought a really amazing purse that cost me a fortune.
Nora: How about Ainsley? Alika?
Kitty: Mom, stop naming my nonexistent baby. And since when are you so adventurous with names? You threatened to disown Sarah when she named Cooper Cooper.
Nora: That’s different. Cooper’s a last name. I just didn’t think anyone wanted to have two last names.
Kevin: Joe’s hired a barracuda. I’m a guppie compared to that woman.
Justin: I overheard Mom on the phone, and she definitely used the word pregnant, and Kitty’s the only one of us having sex right now … wait, unless you’re …
Rebecca: Me? No, no, no. Are you?
Justin: No. God, I feel sad for us.




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